Artemis FKK – Mega Brothel in Berlin, Germany – Review
It might not look very enticing on the outside, with the building being a former storage depot, but through the doors of Artemis in Berlin any man will find himself in absolute heaven.
What is Artemis in Berlin?
Artemis is one of the largest brothels in Germany, a country where prostitution is completely legal. The huge building, which is four stories, can house up to 70 sex workers and 600 customers. It is set up as a wellness club, with numerous amenities for male customers to relax and enjoy when not paying to spend time with the working ladies.
The brothel is categorised as an FKK, a type of sex club for men which can be found across Germany and Austria. There is usually an entry fee which covers free food, soft-drinks and unlimited use of the on-site wellness facilities such as saunas, swimming pools, and relaxation areas. Self-employed sex workers will mingle around the club, often completely naked, offering sex for a fee.
* Read about my experience at Artemis, where I had sex with 5 girls in just 1 day! *
What is it like inside Artemis Berlin FKK?
You will feel like a roman emperor walking through Artemis, with lavish marble, sculptures, columns, red velvet sofas and painted murals throughout.
Downstairs customers will find the ‘wellness centre’ which comprises of a large indoor swimming pool, a sauna, plunge pool, a bar, non-sexual massage service (extra charge), a fully equipped gym, and a dark cinema playing non-stop porn.
On the ground level are the main changing areas and showers, the money exchange area, and a large bar and lounge where the majority of the girls can be found. At the back of the bar is the dining hall and doors to the outside patio and swimming pool.
Upstairs, which can only be reached if escorted by one of the ladies, is full of bedrooms which is where the fun can happen.
The fourth floor is out of bounds to customers, as this is where many of the women live and relax when not working.
What to expect in FKK Artemis, Berlin
Upon entering the Artemis mega brothel you’ll be welcomed by a friendly receptionist. After paying the fee, you’ll be given a robe and an electronic key which provides access to both a clothes locker and money locker.
The price for entry is €90 and gives you access from 11am to 5am, even if you wish to leave the premises and come back. Included in this price is the buffet meals, unlimited soft-drinks, robe and shoes hire, unlimited towels and complete access to the facilities. The only things you will need to pay extra for is alcohol, professional massages, and private time with the girls.
Walk up the steps directly behind reception and find your mini locker, a small box which is designed to house your phone and cash. This area is where money exchange happens with the ladies after each session. You can then walk into the changing room and find your clothes/bag locker. Remove all your clothes and lock them away, grab a fresh towel and shoes, then have a shower using the gel provided.
Tip: Press the flat black square on the wall to make the shower work – despite what it looks like, it’s not a sensor!
Once you’re all fresh you have the choice of entering the main bar area where your senses will go into overload as you’ll be greeted by a sea of beautiful naked women sitting and standing around, many of whom will welcome you with a smile. You can get a free soft-drink from the bar, or treat yourself to an alcoholic beverage, then take a seat and enjoy the view as you search for a girl that suits your fancy.
If you see a girl you like, simply walk up to her if she’s alone and introduce yourself. Alternatively, if you simply sit alone you’ll likely be approached as the ladies outrageously flirt with you in the hopes of becoming your playmate.
If you and a lady have agreed to some fun, request a private room, or if you’re feeling like an exhibitionist you can pick another location, such as the porn cinema. The lady will escort you to the location of choice – be sure to savour the incredible view as she walks in front. Once at the location you should take off your robe and shoes, where you’ll then be asked exactly what you want. Agree on the price and then go for it… let her take control or tell her what to do… it’s your time!
After each session with the lady you will lead her down to the money lockers, where you’ll provide her with the agreed amount in cash. Don’t worry if you need change, she’ll be able to provide. There are also ATMs on-site if you need more. After paying, thank the lady with a kiss on the cheek and part ways. It’s then respectful to immediately have a shower before moving to your next activity.
There’s plenty to do at Artemis whilst you’re recovering between sessions, including lounging by one of the pools, using the sauna, lifting weights or grabbing some food from the dining area.
Tip: If using the gym, it’s acceptable to wear shorts (or underwear if that’s all you have), as opposed to working out in your robe or being naked.
One of the best things about FKK clubs in Germany is enjoying being in the company of gorgeous and naked women. Whilst it’s important not to be creepy and always be respectful, it’s absolutely ok to look and even provide compliments to the ladies. Many ladies will be happy to engage in conversation and keep you company for a while.
How much does sex cost in Artemis Brothel?
Prostitutes at Artemis are self-employed and set their own rates, however as a general rule the girls do collaborate to keep pricing fairly consistent across the club. This prevents girls from dramatically under-cutting each other and provides the customers with a better experience.
As of 2022 and based on personal experience, the majority of the girls working in Artemis will charge €70 for 20 minutes, which can include oral and sex with a condom. For €90 you can often get 30 minutes of oral without a condom and sex with a condom. Some girls will not offer oral without a condom. Touching of the body is usually included as standard, unlike in Amsterdam’s red light windows.
If you are looking for any extras during your time, such as kissing, cunnilingus, finger insertion or anal you should expect to pay significantly more. It’s important to note that extras are not offered by all girls and any request can be denied.
Prices can be negotiated, but generally this is not a good idea as you can easily offend the sex workers. If you are unsure on what is offered for the proposed price it’s important to ask – there is no need to be shy – the girls working in Artemis are professionals and have heard everything before.
For the most part you should never ask for a refund, especially if the expected service could not be provided due to erectile disfunction, premature ejaculation, or not being able to cum within the timeframe. With sex work it’s just a fact that sometimes will be better than others. If you have a significant problem with a lady you can respectfully and politely raise it with her, and there is always the potential to raise issues to Artemis management, however the ladies are not employed by Artemis so they may be unwilling to get involved.
What are the rules in FKK Artemis?
1. Be respectful
Be polite, kind and respectful of the ladies and staff at Artemis. Treat them as humans, not whores or robots. Be aware that the girls are there to make money, so allow them to pursue other customers if you are not paying for her time. Be mindful to clear up after yourself, such as in the dining hall and gym, and always place used towels in the laundry baskets. For obvious reasons, phones are strictly prohibited from the premises and must be kept in lockers.
2. Always be hygienic
It’s an unwritten rule that customers of FKK clubs should shower before and after each sexual interaction, ensuring they are completely clean and fresh at all times. It’s also important to be presentable, which could include trimming pubic hair and clipping nails. You don’t have to be attractive to have fun at Artemis, but you should make an effort.
3. Play time only at pay time
Whilst touching the girls may be absolutely fine when you are in a session with them, this does not give you permission to touch before or after the session. Unless a girl invites you touch her when not in a session, it is usually best not to. If in doubt, ask… consent is sexy!
4. No means No
Every working girl at Artemis, and in any similar establishment, has the right to refuse service without giving a reason. If a lady says no you should respect this, or expect to be thrown out of the club. This goes both ways – if you tell a girl no at Artemis she should respect that.
5. Safe sex only
Condoms are provided by the sex workers and the use of such is a non-negotiable for penetrative sex. Never ask for bareback sex at Artemis – doing so could result in you getting kicked out of the club without refund. The ladies at Artemis respect their health, and you should respect yours too.
How do I get to Artemis FKK in Berlin?
Although Artemis is on the edge of Berlin, in an industrial area, it is very easy to get to using public transportation.
I strongly recommend using the S-Bahn, the over-ground rapid railway service within Berlin’s city centre. You need to get off at the Westkreuz station. There is a direct train which takes just 13 minutes from Berlin’s central station (Berlin Hauptbahnhof). One way tickets are usually only a couple of euros – be sure to validate your ticket before getting on though or risk a fine!
Once you get off at Westkreuz, walk out of the station and through the car-park. You’ll cross over a bridge and start walking down a path adjacent to a busy road. Keep walking, following the path for less than 5 minutes. You will not be able to miss Artemis, the large white concrete block with a large carpark out front and big signage.
Local taxis are very familiar with the area and will be able to pick you up no matter how late it is, whereas the S-Bahn does not run 24 hours a day. If in doubt, ask the friendly receptionist.
If you are driving there is a large car park on-site. Use your sat-nav for best results.
The address for FKK Artemis is:
Halenseestr. 32-36
10711 Berlin
Is Artemis Berlin worth visiting?
As one of Germany’s largest brothels (more than 4,000m²) and arguably the most famous, Artemis does have a premium compared to other FKK sex clubs across the country.
At €90 entry you’ll want to spend as much of the day there as possible to make the most of your money, but the facilities are fantastic in allowing you to do just that. With the indoor pool there’s no need to worry about the weather, the fully equipped gym is brilliant if you enjoy fitness, and there are plenty of dark corners to get away from everyone (including the girls) and be alone.
Artemis in Berlin attracts prostitutes from around the world. I met stunning young girls from Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Italy and the Dominican Republic. If you’re looking to ‘collect the flags’ then Artemis is a great place to do just that.
The price of sex is very fair for Germany. There is a slight premium, but you cannot compare the experience to a German Laufhaus, and I actually found the price of oral sex without condom slightly lower than other locations.
Due to there being so many girls working at Artemis at any one time, they are much more competitive than what you’ll experience in smaller FKKs in Germany. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as it’s quite nice to be flirted with without making the first move. However be aware that this isn’t the ‘chill vibe’ that you might get in other clubs.
The food at FKKs is generally really good and Artemis is no exception. You can have at least two decent meals during your stay at the club, with snacks throughout if you choose.
Overall I would absolutely recommend Artemis. It’s a must for any man – it truly is heaven on earth… everything you could possibly want under one roof.
