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August 15 2025

My Experience: Erotic massage interrupted by police raid

I have put off sharing this experience for multiple years. Mainly because I don’t want to put people off from exploring and enjoying the wonderful world of erotic massages. Secondly, because the police raid was not connected to the *legal* activities taking place at the legitimate massage shop, but rather I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. However, I’ve thought about it and I want to be totally transparent about my adventures and that means the good, the bad, and the ugly!

In 2022 I took a trip to Berlin and visited a few erotic massage parlours including Ekstase. I’d messaged them ahead of time on Whatsapp and was told there would be availability. When I arrived at the venue (hidden within a residential area around Frankfurter Tor) I was greeted by a corridor filled with beautiful young women in sexy lingerie.

I was given a drink and ushered into a room as girls presented themselves to me one by one. It was a difficult choice but I chose a 23 year old Ukranian girl, slim with smallish boobs, long brunette hair and free of tattoos. We agreed on a one hour body-to-body massage and I paid her €120 in cash.

I was told to undress, take a quick shower, and lie face-down on the bed and wait for my masseuse. As she approached me I couldn’t help but turn my head to watch her gorgeous naked body.

The first 45 minutes of the erotic massage were sensational. Soothing music played in the background as this beautiful young girl poured oil on me and massaged my body with her talented hands, stomach and breasts. With a mirror next to us I had an incredible view of her melting into me, as I felt the heat radiate from her intimate area across my legs.

As anyone who has had an erotic massage knows, the last 15 minutes are set aside for the hand-job finish. My masseuse had spent 45 minutes getting me worked up for this moment and I knew it was going to be an explosive finish. She gripped my cock and started to move her small hands up and down.

That’s when I started to hear commotion in the corridor. Doors were being slammed and there was a lot of noise. My masseuse, clearly aware, tried to remain professional and focus on the task at hand. That’s when the door slightly opened and a working girl poked her head round. My masseuse looked at her angrily and tried to shoo her away with her hands, as if to say she’s with a client and interrupting the session is unforgivable. But the working girl made it clear this was very important. My masseuse apologised and told me to wait, grabbed a towel and ran outside, leaving me lying there as my erection subsided.

After 10 minutes of lying there alone I decided to get up, wrap a towel around me and go and see what was happening. I opened the door to find the corridor filled with police officers, at least 5 of them, questioning the girls. A policeman caught my eye and started talking to me in German, a language I don’t speak. One of his colleagues, a female officer, translated and they asked for my ID which I gave them. After it was confirmed that I was clearly a client from abroad, and not part of the erotic massage operation, I was told no further questions.

My masseuse was also asked to provide her ID. It became apparent that the police were only interested in a few of the working girls. My masseuse came back into the room and explained one of the girls had done something bad, but it didn’t affect the rest of them. I was relieved – as I’d had fears running through my head of the erotic massage business being unregulated or the girls secretly being underage.

I had lost all the relaxation I had built up over the first 45 minutes of my massage, and I was quite annoyed by this fact. I confronted my masseuse and asked her what my options were. It was clear she was unwilling to give me a refund for the time spent together, but did agree to give me the last 15 minutes so I could finish. I lay back down on the bed and she knelt beside me, and gave me a hand-job. It took significantly longer than she’d hoped, but my mind wasn’t exactly in the right place anymore.

I eventually spunked and she cleaned me up, before I said goodbye to her and put my clothes back on. It was a bit embarrassing walking back into the corridor filled with police, them all knowing I’d just been jacked-off, but I reminded myself it’s all legal and normal in Germany. Plus, I’ll never see them ever again so who cares?!

Ultimately, I had a good time at Ekstase and would go back again. It was just very bad luck what I experienced, and I appreciate my masseuse being a professional and finishing me off rather than simply kicking me out. The experience hasn’t put me off legal sex services, but I can only imagine the absolute horror someone must feel if they’re doing something illegal when the police suddenly raid the place like they did here.

At the time of writing, Ekstase apparently have 2 Ukranian sisters working there who offer a 4-hand massage together. I can only imagine how incredible that would be to experience and I’m sooo tempted to book my flight right now. Send me some coins to help with my flight?

August 15 2025

Park 118 (Privehuis 118), Amsterdam Brothel ~ Review

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Prostitution is legal in The Netherlands and whilst its capital city is most infamous for the Amsterdam Red Light District, there are brothels throughout the city which can also be explored. In the so-called ‘private houses’ (privehuis) you’ll enjoy more privacy, a longer session, and better pampering. You may even find it’s cheaper when outside of the tourist areas!

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What to expect

My experience

Directions

What to expect at Park 118 brothel

It is a sensible idea to call ahead to ensure there will be at least one lady available for your visit, as the brothel only has up to 7 ladies working at once. However, turning up without an appointment is not usually an issue.

Wait patiently upon ringing the doorbell. It will be answered when it is safe for them to do so. Brothels in Amsterdam will purposefully try to ensure clients do not mingle with each other to respect your privacy.

You will be welcomed by the brothel hostess and led to a waiting area and offered a complimentary drink of choice. Take a seat and wait. Ladies who are available will enter the room, one by one, and greet you. Afterwards, the hostess will come and ask you which lady you prefer. At this point it’s ok to walk away.

Upon making your selection, your chosen lady will return and you will be taken upstairs to a room.

Rates at Privehuis 118 start from €80 for 30 minutes and average about €150 for the hour. These prices are set by the brothel and include standard service (blowjob and sex in multiple positions), but any extras need to be negotiated with the lady. Extras might include kissing, oral on her, or even anal.

My experience at Park 118 brothel

After choosing my lady I was escorted into her room which consisted of a bed, chair and shower. The lady, a mature and curvaceous woman from Romania, offered me a shower to start. I asked if she’d like to join me and she happily obliged.

We both stripped off and got into the small shower together, her big natural tits pressing into me as she took the shower head and started washing me. Her hands ran over my body with soap and she encouraged me to do the same to her. It was a fantastically erotic way to start the session, and not something you’d experience at the Amsterdam red light windows.

She dried me off and encouraged me to lie down next to her on the bed as she cuddled and stroked my body. She reminded me that I’d purchased an hour and so there was no need to rush. She asked me about my preferences and how I envisioned the session.

I requested a GFE (girlfriend experience), a service which is offered by many of the ladies at Park 118. We started to kiss before I made my way down her body and licked her out. After 5 or so minutes she pulled me up and returned the favor, giving me a long and relaxing session of oral sex. We ended the session in missionary, where I was given her full attention through to completion.

Overall I left the session satisfied and feeling positive about Park 118. I would reccomend it.

Directions to Park 118

Park 118 is located at Sarphati Park 118H, 1073 ED, Amsterdam. If you’re staying in the city centre you’ll likely want to take the metro to get there. At Amsterdam Central take the metro (blue line) towards Zuid, getting off at the De Pijp stop. From here walk for about 9 minutes along the street, with the park on your left. The brothel is on the opposite side of the road.

The venue is in a residential area of Amsterdam, on a busy road full of cafes and shops, opposite a wonderful popular park. The entrance is discreet, looking like a normal townhouse to anyone not in the know. You’ll be able to identify it by the discreet ‘Park 118’ sign on the outside.

Privehuis 118 is open 11am to midnight Monday to Saturday, and open from midday to midnight on Sundays. You can check which lady is working each day by visiting the Park 118 website.

Entrance to the Park 118 brothel in Amsterdam

August 14 2025

Cologne Sex Guide

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Cologne (known as Köln to the locals) is a major city in Germany with 1.1 million inhabitants and home to one of the world’s largest legal brothels. As such, if you’re looking to enjoy paid sex, in a fairly safe way and without any legal ramifications, then Cologne is well worth the visit!

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Cologne Brothels

FKK Sauna Clubs

Cologne Brothels

With legalized prostitution in Germany, there are several approved and regulated brothels in Cologne.

The quality of Köln brothels are amongst the best in the world, with friendly and professional ladies of all shapes and sizes who are experts at giving men a great service.

In my experience, the majority of girls in the popular Cologne brothels and other city sex establishments are from other European cities and speak great English and you’ll have no problem communicating with them.

As an FYI for prices, my last trip to Cologne was in 2024 and prices were roughly €100 – €150 per 30 minutes with a lady at the legal establishments. This is a bit more expensive than I’ve paid in other German cities in the past. It’s hard to work out whether Cologne is expensive or whether inflation is just having a sudden and significant impact on sex workers across the country.

Pasha

Pasha Cologne is the largest brothel in Europe, open 24 hours a day with up to 120 prostitutes working at any one time.

The brothel is in a nine storey building, lit up by pink lights, in an industrial area of the city. There are two entrances, one for the nightclub/strip club and the other for the brothel. Upon entering the brothel doors you must pay a €5 admission fee to a receptionist, before being directed to walk up the stairs at your own pace. The brothel is set up as a laufhaus walk-up style where you ‘window shop’, as opposed to socialising with the ladies in a communal bar/lounge.

As you go up each flight of stairs each floor looks almost identical, with a long corridor with rooms on each side. You can walk up and down the corridors freely, where you’ll be greeted by scantily-clad sexy women greeting you from their bedrooms. Say hello, chat to them, flirt a bit…

Once you’ve paid your admission you can take your time to choose your perfect girl. There’s a bar on one level where you can have a drink first, if you want to take it easy. It’s worth noting that the 7th floor is reserved for transsexuals, but this should be signposted if it’s not your cup-of-tea.

The brilliant thing about Pascha is due to its size and notoriety you can find girls of multiple nationalities, which isn’t always possible in smaller venues. At Pascha I had sex with a girl from Spain and a girl from Moldova. I was also propositioned and very tempted by a beautiful dark-skinned babe from the Dominican Republic (I still think about her to this date and regret not going back for her!).

Address: Hornstrasse 2, 50823, Köln

Photos taken on my phone – Pascha is huge and can’t be missed. The bar was basic, but I can’t complain.

Das Bordell

Directly opposite the world-famous Pascha is Das Bordell, another legal brothel of significant size. It is also a walk-up style venue although there is no admission fee. It is completely free to walk in, explore the corridors and speak to the ladies, and make your decision. There’s absolutely no harm if you decide to walk out and arguably it makes a lot of sense to check Das Bordell before deciding to enter and pay the Pascha admission fee.

The quality of the building isn’t as great as Pascha. The walls and floors are all tiles, which makes for easy cleaning but it can feel like you’re walking through the venue of a public swimming pool. The girl’s rooms are also more basic, not that this really matters when you’re getting fucked.

I’d never had sex with an ebony girl so knew exactly what I was looking for. Black girls in Germany’s sex scene are rare and I’d not seen any on my trips to Berlin and Frankfurt, however I hoped Cologne’s giant brothels would have what I was looking for. After many flights of stairs I was pleasantly surprised to be greeted by a curvy African babe. My eyes must have lit up with a hungry look as we swiftly bundled into her room, me playfully slapping her ass as she stripped off and started kissing me. The vast majority of prostitutes will charge extra for kissing, but for this horny girl from Ghana it was included which made the whole experience so much more fun.

Warning – Whilst having sex with the girl at Das Bordell she whispered in my ear and offered me “no condom” for an extra €100. There was absolutely no way I was going to have unprotected sex with a sex worker so I declined. It would have been easy to be caught up in the moment, but I urge you to be smart and stay safe out there lads!

Address: Hornstraße 87, 50823, Köln

HOW TO GET TO PASCHA & DAS BORDELL

In many German cities brothels are placed on the outskirts, usually on industrial estates and far away from residential areas. However, due to Cologne’s great transport network it’s very simple to get from the central train station to the Pascha and Das Bordell brothels.

From Cologne Central Station you need to take the S-bahn. Take the S11 towards Köln-Nippes. It’s just 2 stops and will take just over 20 minutes. The trains are very frequent, so you won’t be waiting long. Upon arrival, walk under the bridge and follow the train track up Lämmerstr and follow this straight road for about 7 minutes, past the graffiti covered walls, before reaching a pizza place on the corner. You won’t be able to miss the buildings in the distance. There will likely be many taxis waiting outside.

The station for Pascha & Das Bordell is hilariously called “Nippes”

Cologne FKK Clubs

The giant brothels of Cologne are a fantastic experience when it comes to being selective about who you fuck, but traipsing up and down stairs is not exactly relaxing and there’s no real social connection with the girls. For a different experience, try FKK Sauna Clubs in Cologne.

FKK Mondial

With the low admission of €40 you’ll be provided with towels and slippers and given full access to the club’s sauna facilities and buffets. According to Mondial, between 50 to 100 girls frequent the club to offer their services, but don’t bet on this.

Address: Hugo-Junkers-Straße 10, 50739, Köln

Photos from club-mondial.de

FKK Samya

A popular FKK naturist sex club in Cologne with an admission fee of €60, which is steeper than its competitors. Whilst I haven’t experienced it myself, the buffets look incredible and beer is included in your entry-fee.

Address: Kirschbaumweg 26/a 50996, Köln-Rodenkirchen

Promotional photos from samya.de

FKK Amari

Possibly the easiest to get to via public transport from Cologne city centre and with an entry fee of €40 it’s not difficult to see why this club is popular. It sits on an industrial estate, as FKK clubs often do, and inside it looks like a luxury night club.

Warning – I attended FKK Amari and had an awful experience. The so-called buffet was shockingly bad and consisted basically of corn flakes and apples. The music in the relaxation area kept skipping and was anything but relaxing. And for a brothel the girls were non-existent for the majority of my stay. When the Romanian girls did appear they had hardly made an effort with their makeup, smoked like chimneys and were a real turn-off. I complained to the receptionist who refused me any sort of refund and I left very disappointed. An FKK stay with no sex and no relaxation – a complete waste of time and money. I wouldn’t recommend it, but you may have a better experience than me?

Address: Mathias-Brüggen-Str. 10-14, 50827, Köln

Innocence or Money Game - Jennifer in gym clothes flirting

September 9 2024

Innocence Or Money: Adult Visual Novel Game Review

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It’s refreshing to play as a female protagonist, something which is rarely explored within the adult visual novel game genre. Whilst erotica is primarily read by women, adult VNs do tend to be enjoyed more by males due to the visual nature of the pornographic gameplay.

Usually adult VNs start with a young male moving to a new city or starting college, and Innocence Or Money is the same except it’s a young lady. Jennifer is a young twenty-something who leaves her small town to pursue her lifelong dream of living it large, with ambitions of jewelry, fashion and holidays. However, she’s not exactly slutty – this girl seems completely innocent and oblivious.

It’s not just the female-first gimmick that makes Innocence Or Money special. This game, whilst made with the generic Visual Novel engine Ren’Py, is more of a life simulator with enjoyable game mechanics. You interact with Jennifer to structure every part of her day, telling her where and how to earn money, whether she should go to the gym or not, along with fulfilling needs such as food and hygiene. You also need to ensure she has enough money to pay her rent, buy items such as her phone, and pay to enter the gym (necessary for her to work in certain jobs). This adds an extra layer of realism and control to the game, making it stand above others in the genre like College Bound.

Jennifer quickly realises that earning $15 a day cleaning a house or even $50 a day at the local coffee shop will not be enough to get her the life she dreamed of, especially with her outgoings. She starts getting temptations where she can earn more money, but in doing so gradually loses her innocence. From stealing money to letting employers feel her up, to pursuing more lucrative but morally questionable careers… you have the control to decide how much you are willing to corrupt Jennifer to enable her to fulfil her desires.

Will you keep Jennifer sweet and innocent, or will she do anything for money and go down a road of self-destruction? Only you can decide.

Should Jennifer stop or allow her purvey boss to feel her up at work? You decide.

There’s plenty of adult visual novels on the market, and the graphics are generally the same, so the real way to rank them is through the writing and storytelling. The games which stand out in this genre are the ones which spark extreme emotions from the player. For example, some players said they “came for the boobs, stayed for the plot” and even “I cummed and cried” after playing Acting Lessons.

Playing as a female character and therefore putting yourself in their shoes drives some interesting reactions from players. Looking at reviews, one player said “I felt bad for playing as a girl; it felt awful that you’re just an object for pleasure and almost everybody wants to use you for their purposes” and another said “Morally I feel terrible making her do some of the [sex acts]“. Whilst this may be a huge turn-off for some people, others thoroughly enjoy the depth this brings to the AVN game.

Episodes 1-3 are free on Steam and it takes roughly 2.3 hours to playthrough, assuming you take Jennifer down the dark path rather than innocently hustling for minimum wage. Further paid DLCs are available to continue to the story, in which the scenes become significantly more graphic.

Whilst the free version of the game is pretty tame in regards to the content (there’s a significant absence of boobs), it is a brilliant gateway into the storyline and allows you to make the informed decision on whether you should pay to continue or not. I actually really enjoyed the game and would absolutely recommend it.

August 13 2024

Frankfurt Sex Guide

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Frankfurt is Europe’s most important financial hub, and in my opinion, Europe’s naughtiest hub!

Prostitution and sex work is not only completely legal in Frankfurt, it is celebrated with its multiple FKK sex clubs and walk-up brothels.

As a keen traveller who indulges in the local sexual offerings, I like to share my personal experiences and reviews of sex venues, so you can be confident in your choices.

Here’s my adult sex guide to help you discover the naughty side of Frankfurt.

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FKK Clubs

Brothels

Frankfurt FKK Clubs

Arguably the best thing about Frankfurt in Germany are the FKK sauna clubs. What are FKK clubs? I’m glad you asked!

FKK clubs are an incredible mix between brothels and day-spas for men. Gorgeous young prostitutes work in these venues, completely naked, entertaining men in a completely safe, secure and legal environment.

Frankfurt has a handful of FKK Sex Clubs and are all well worth visiting on your next trip.

FKK Mainhattan

The easiest FKK club to get to with public transport in Frankfurt is FKK Mainhattan, a 30 minute tram ride from the city centre.

This small club on a quiet industrial estate usually houses 10-20 young women at a time.

Alongside the opportunity to enjoy some alone time with the ladies, there’s a fully stocked bar and buffet (food and soft drinks included in the entry price of €45-65), sports lounge, outdoor pool, hot tub and sauna facilities.

Check out my review of FKK Mainhattan for more information.

Schielestrasse 45, 60314
Frankfurt am Main

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Non-smoking bar at FKK Mainhattan in Frankfurt, Germany

FKK Sharks

A very popular FKK sauna club in Frankfurt is FKK Club Sharks.

The club is on the southern outskirts of the city, in the town of Darmstadt, so you’ll need a car (or you can take a taxi). However, this club is popular for a reason. With a high quality interior and brilliant facilities, any male guest will feel like a king when inside.

Entry prices are between €50 and €65 depending on time and day of entry, with soft drinks and food included as standard.

Otto-Röhm-Str. 72
64293 Darmstadt

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The interior of FKK Club Sharks is incredible, with a whirlpool hot tub overlooking the main bar.

FKK The Palace

Another fairly easy FKK club to get to in Frankfurt is FKK The Palace, which is just 30 minutes on the Underground transit network from Frankfurt am Main.

A bit more pricey than others in and around the city, with an entry price of €75, FKK The Palace fills the need for sophistication and high quality.

Königsberger Str. 23
60487 Frankfurt-Hausen

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FKK Oase

A private outdoor compound in the Friedrichsdorf countryside, about a 30 minute car ride from Frankfurt’s city centre, FKK Oase is a wonderful get-away for any man.

With table dance, hookah, DJ and frequent BBQs in the summer, FKK Oase does stand out from the other FKK clubs in and around Frankfurt.

Entry price between €40 and €65.

Ober-Erlenbacher-Straße 109
61381 Friedrichsdorf

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FKK Oase is set in the German countryside, a private compound about a 30 minute drive from Frankfurt.

Frankfurt Laufhaus Brothels

Prostitution is not only legal in Germany, it’s widely accepted and a part of the nightlife. For this reason, you’ll find regulated red light districts in all major cities including Frankfurt.

Frankfurt is known for its ‘rote meile’, an adult-only area full of casinos and walk-up brothels. These are better known in Germany as a Laufhaus or Eros Center.

What is a German Laufhaus? If you are looking for quick and cheap sex, without finding a street hooker, these walk-up brothels allow you to window-shop a bunch of ladies before making your decision. Sex happens in small private rooms within a large complex, which adds an element of safety, sometimes for as little as €50 for a suck and fuck.

There are many walk-up brothels to choose from in Frankfurt, with all being free to enter and browse. Don’t go for the first lady you see and explore your options. I had a fantastic time with a cute Korean girl in the Rotes Haus laufhaus.

Frankfurt’s “rote meile” is full of walk-up brothels for quick and cheap paid sex.

August 12 2024

How to download adult xxx mods for The Sims 4

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The Sims franchise has sold almost 200 million copies and grossed over $5 billion in sales.

The life simulator, with its nudity censorship, lack of illegal activity and the cartoonish ‘Woohoo’ functionality, has become a very popular family-friendly game which is suitable for all ages.

Sounds boring, right? 😉

What if there was a way to remove the nudity censorship, have your Sims partake in illegal activity, and make them participate in dirty horny sex acts?

Well, good news! There is an adult-only mod which can be downloaded into your Sims 4 game, bringing with it a bunch of naughty features which adds a whole new dimension.

The main adult porn mod for The Sims 4 is called WickedWhims and is available for free download.

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About WickedWhims

Remove naked censorship

Make Sims have sex

Strip Clubs on The Sims

How to download adult mods

Prostitution Mod

Drugs and Gangs Mod

Customize Sims characters

What does WickedWhims do?

The WickedWhims mod adds an adult-only layer of realism to your game. Yes, there’s the nudity and sex, but it is much more than that.

WickedWhims adds periods to the game which require tampons or pads to control, requires the use of birth control or condoms to prevent unwanted pregnancy from sex, and adds pornography and STIs into the game.

Can I remove the naked censorship in The Sims?

Have you ever fantasised about what your Sims look like without the blurry blocks which appear every time your Sims undress or take a shower?

Have you ever wanted to meticulously modify the size and shape of your Sim’s tits, or design their pubic hair style?

With this free naughty download for The Sims 4 you can enjoy realistic breasts and genitals on your Sims characters, bringing realism (and horniness) to the popular human simulator.

Small perky tits; fake plastic jugs, big saggy breasts; pancake ass; huge dumptruck… limitless options.

How do I make my Sims have sex?

After downloading the WickedWhims mod you need to download sex animations into your game. There are literally hundreds available, allowing you to select individual sex acts and positions for your Sims to participate in, or allow them to randomly decide themselves.

Sex acts interact perfectly with your Sims base-game, including using furniture for context. For example: use the shower head to masturbate with, doggy over the kitchen counter, or cowgirl on the couch. There are also options for gay sex, group sex and mutual masturbation.

You can even download BDSM toys for your Sims to interact with.

There are hundreds of graphic sex animations which can be downloaded into the WickedWhims mod.

Download BDSM equipment for your Sims to experiment with, with multiple realistic animations to enjoy!

What else can I do with WickedWhims?

One awesome feature of the WickedWhims adult mod for The Sims 4 is the ability for your Sims to buy and manage a functional strip club.

Simply use the cell phone to buy a commercial lot, set to ‘generic’, place a bar, a stripper pole and a sofa and you’re ready. Hire local Sims to be your dancers, set their ‘uniforms’ and put them to work, either dancing on stage or offering private dances to guests.

The strip clubs function exactly how you would hope. Guests can watch and tip the dancers (making it rain!), and dancers will get nude, twerk and grind to earn their pay. Using business perks it’s also possible to limit the guests to men only, for extra realism.

It’s important to note that this functionality will only work if you have the Open For Work expansion pack. My tip: buy it on Instant-Gaming which is often much cheaper than Steam.

Hire sexy strippers to entertain your strip club guests and take a percentage of their tips every night.

Strippers will approach guests and offer private dances, grinding on their laps and removing clothing.

How do I download WickedWhims?

Step 1: Visit the WickedWhims page on Wicked.CC and click ‘Download’

Step 2: You will need to download sex animations. I recommend Anarcis and GreyNaya to get started. You’ll find other naughty creators on Wicked.CC too.

Step 3: Unzip the downloaded files and move into your Sims 4 mod folder. You will usually find this here: Documents > Electronic Arts > The Sims 4 > Mods.

Step 4: Open up The Sims 4 welcome screen and click Game Options > Other and ensure both ‘Enable Custom Content and Mods’ and ‘Script Mods Allowed’ are both ticked.

Step 5: Restart The Sims 4 and your mods should all be installed and ready to enjoy.

Bonus Tip: There’s plenty of Youtube tutorials on how to add mods to The Sims 4 if you need extra support! Plus great videos about utilising the ‘spicy’ features, such as running a successful strip club and making a functional brothel in The Sims 4.

What other adult mods are there for The Sims?

An adult mod that sits perfectly ontop of the WickedWhims mod is the Wicked Perversions mod.

This additional adult mod allows your Sims to join an escort agency and offer sex to clients for money. This can be their main income source or a side hustle. Your Sim needs to proposition others when out and about, wear slutty outfits to encourage others to approach them, and build out a contact list of regular clients who will call night and day for a quick shag.

With the Get To Work expansion pack you can make a functional brothel, changing the settings to allow local escorts to use your venue for their work and take a cut of their earnings. In my game I had a lot of fun recreating FKK Mainhattan in Frankfurt!

FKK Mainhattan recreated in The Sims 4 – use the Wicked Perversions mod to introduce prostitution.

Basemental is another adult mod which brings illicit drugs and criminal gangs into your Sims 4 game.

With this mod you can buy drugs from drug dealers of the dark web, take drugs and become addicted (with all the consequences you’d expect), sell drugs and recruit others to help you, start or join a gang, and even go to jail if you’re caught.

If you have the Get To Work expansion you can also open a marijuana dispensary, but be sure to change the local law, apply for the relevant license and display the certificate or you risk SWAT raising your store and sending you to prison. This Youtube video is a great tutorial!

Basemental Drugs brings recreational and hard drugs into The Sims 4, with all the expected consequences.

How to customize my characters in The Sims 4?

Once you start playing with mods it will be difficult to stop.

Whether you are making sexy Sims characters to ogle, trying to create realistic strippers for your new club, or making your escorts more desirable, you can download anything into your Sims 4 game including fashion, hairstyles and even skin-tones.

My favorite place to start is The Sims Catalog. Simply browse the tens of thousands of items, download the ones you like for free, and drag the files into your The Sims 4 Mods folder.

July 1 2023

Booty Farm Review: Free Adult Farmville Game

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Do you remember Farmville? The mind-numbing agricultural simulation game that would consume every moment of everyone’s downtime during 2010 (there was 83.76 million active users), ensuring you would login multiple times a day to water your virtual plants and feed your virtual cattle…

Booty Farm is not very different. Just like in the Zynga version, you need to plant crops, feed animals and produce consumables to be sold at the farmer’s market for profit.

Well, when I say it’s not very different I may be underselling it. There is a slight variation to this version that might peak your interest…

Yes, the people buying your farm products are of course very sexy ladies.

Once you have enough items to sell to a lady, she’ll have a conversation with you. This will usually consist of an obnoxious one-liner in an attempt at flirting, followed by her asking you a question which you can select your response. Depending on the response you pick depends on her reaction.

After you’ve provided a particular lady with enough products, and therefore sufficiently flirted with her, you may be offered the chance to ask her a personal question about herself, such as her bra size, pubic hair style, or favorite sexual fetish.

In no time at all (well, it depends how dedicated you are to your farm!), the girls will send you sexy selfies and if you’re lucky, will have sex with you. You will be rewarded with a 2D cartoon of the sexual activity, which seems a bit lacklustre at first, but it’s surprisingly addictive and you’ll want to collect all the pics!

Each girl has their own personality and preferences, and you’ll be challenged to remember all of these. With new girls coming into the game as you progress, this gets increasingly more difficult. For example, you need to remember the boob size of 10+ girls… that’s not as easy as it sounds!

If I have to be honest in my review, which I do, I’d say that although the girl’s personalities are clear, their chat is pretty shit and it’s difficult to feel a real connection with them. I know that sounds insane, but other games in this genre actually do this quite well, such as Acting Lessons.

The gameplay itself is obviously very repetitive, but Booty Farm is quite good at spicing things up constantly. Along with fulfilling orders to see naked girls and unlocking new sexual decorations for your farm, there are often special events.

Special events in Booty Farm last for several days and require players to either complete tasks on their farm or simply click their mouse a lot of times. Repetitive clicking does hurt, but the knowledge that after 15,000 clicks you might get to see some cartoon pussy… well, that sure is a motivator!

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Is Booty Farm Adult Farmville Game worth it?

Booty Farm is a unique pornographic take on the farmville game genre. The developers have pulled it off very well, keeping it entertaining and the image quality great. A very naughty and silly PC game to play when you’ve got a spare 10 minutes a day… absolutely worth it!

How much game time is there in Booty Farm?

As of writing, I’ve spent more than 40 hours in the Booty Farm game and there’s no clear end in sight. With constant progression, new girls constantly being generated, and fun events, it’s difficult to see how this game will ever get boring! Essentially, you can spend as much time or as little time as you wish on it!

Where is the best place to play Booty Farm and how much does it cost?

Booty Farm is free for all users on the Steam platform. There are in-game purchase options, just like Farmville and similar games, but you can get away without paying anything. Purchasable item include sex animations and new scenes, although these are arguably very expensive, often listed at $15-$25 for a pack.

October 8 2022

FKK Mainhattan Review – FKK Sauna Club in Frankfurt, Germany

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Whether you’re in Germany on a sex vacation, or just in the area and want to explore what adult fun is on offer, be sure to consider FKK Mainhattan.

I hope you enjoy my detailed review of FKK Mainhattan, based off my personal experiences:

What is FKK Mainhattan?

FKK Mainhattan is one of several popular FKK Sauna Clubs in Frankfurt am Main.

It’s a private venue where adult male visitors pay an entrance fee to enjoy the wellness facilities, relax in a safe and comfortable environment, and have the opportunity to meet and play with gorgeous naked ladies.

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What is it like inside?

What are the girls like?

How much does sex cost?

FKK Artemis comparison

Is it worth visiting?

How do I get there?

What is it like inside FKK Mainhattan?

Greeted by a friendly receptionist, you’ll pay the entrance fee and be given two towels, slippers and a locker key.

Making your way into a changing area you can get undressed and ready for a shower, one towel for drying and the other for wrapping around your waist.

There are then two corridors to choose from. One takes you through to the dining hall, where a buffet is provided with multiple options. I found the meals at FKK Mainhattan to be absolutely brilliant, very well cooked and tasted fantastic. The other corridor takes you through to the main bar.

The bar, which is non-smoking, will provide you with free softdrinks during your stay. Beyond that is the lounge with large flatscreen TVs playing sports. In the adjacent room is the wellness center with saunas, leading out to the large private courtyard with outside seating an swimming pool.

A relaxed atmosphere and small club, the girls at FKK Mainhattan can be found lounging around on the sofas or on bar stools around the venue. Staying true to FKK routes, the girls at FKK Mainhattan are always completely naked except for high heels.

After picking a girl you like, you are taken to one of the many private rooms. I found these to be clean, comfortable and equipped for a good time.

Overall it’s a relaxed, welcoming and clean environment.

What are the girls like at FKK Mainhattan?

There are usually 10-20 ladies working at FKK Mainhattan at any one time, which feels like plenty for the size of the club.

The vast majority of the girls at FKK Mainhattan are Romanian and in their 20s and early 30s. They all speak perfect English, with good understanding of other languages including Japanese.

When I have visited on multiple occasions I have found the girls to be very attractive, most with very slender bodies. There is a good selection to choose from depending on your personal preference; from girl next door type with natural features and glasses, to girls with tattoos and fake tits.

There is a relaxed atmosphere at FKK Mainhattan, whereby the girls tend to not bother customers unless they are approached first. In many ways this is refreshing, however some girls can come off as bored and uninterested as they simply wait to be chosen.

After some private fun with two girls at Mainhattan, I was invited to sit with them at the bar for the rest of my stay. We had good conversations and genuine banter, making it a wonderful social experience rather than simply a transactional one.

As a smaller club there is huge benefits to visiting more than once. On my second visit to FKK Mainhattan I was greeted with tight hugs from the girls I’d previously spent time with, and warm smiles from other girls who recognised me. These ladies really know how to cultivate relationships with their customers, which is different to what you’ll find in other FKK clubs.

FKK Mainhattan has a large courtyard with plenty of seating, outside pool and a BBQ station.

How much does sex cost at FKK Mainhattan?

The ladies at FKK Mainhattan are self-employed and set their own rates, however as a general rule the girls do collaborate to keep pricing fairly consistent across the club. This prevents girls from dramatically under-cutting each other and provides the customers with a better experience.

As of 2022 and based on my personal experience, the majority of the girls working in Mainhattan will charge €50 for 30 minutes, which can include oral and sex with a condom. For €100 you can often get 30 minutes of oral without a condom and sex with a condom.

Extras are not always guaranteed at FKK clubs, and almost always cost more unless you have a prior relationship with the girl. I have found the girls at FKK Mainhattan to be very open. Extras can include kissing, cum in mouth, anal or even extra time. Generally, offering €50 per extra requested is standard.

Every girl I spent time with at Mainhattan was not only open to kissing, but enthusiastic to provide this as an extra and seemed to genuinely enjoy providing a girlfriend experience, as opposed to the porn star experience most paid sex workers default to.

FKK Artemis or FKK Mainhattan?

If you are on a sex vacation and looking to visit multiple FKK sauna clubs, or perhaps you are trying to decide which is the right one for you, I have compared the key differences between two popular FKK sex clubs in Germany.

FKK Artemis is based in Berlin and is a massive club compared to FKK Mainhattan in Frankfurt. It is more expensive to enter, but it has more facilities on offer. With more girls available comes more competition, so you are more likely to be approached rather than left alone to relax. Read my full review of FKK Artemis.

FKK Mainhattan is a much smaller club with fewer facilities, and is therefore cheaper. There is a much more relaxed atmosphere and girls are not pushy towards customers. The non-smoking rule also allows people to feel relaxed, if this is not their thing.

Here is a table comparing FKK Artemis and FKK Mainhattan:

	FKK Artemis	FKK Mainhattan
Entry Fee	90 Euros	45 – 65 Euros
Facilities	Indoor Pool, Outdoor Pool, Sauna, Gym	Outdoor Pool, Sauna
Food Options	Breakfast Buffet & Dinner Buffet	All day access, multiple options, snacks
Smoking	Smoking bar	Non-Smoking bar
Customer Robes	Included in entry fee, everyone wearing	5 Euro extra, many customers in towels
Girls Attitude	Pushy – will approach customers	Relaxed – generally let customers approach
Sex (Oral with Condom)	70 Euros +	50 Euros +
Sex (Oral without Condom)	90 Euros +	100 Euros +

Is it worth visiting FKK Mainhattan?

Mainhattan is a fantastic little club with welcoming and friendly staff, sexy young ladies, and decent facilities for the entry price.

I have brilliant memories from my times at FKK Mainhattan, including my first ever threesome, and found the girls to genuinely enjoy spending their time with me.

I have experienced sex with 4 girls at Mainhattan and never once did I feel rushed, ripped off or disappointed. The girls were friendly, willing and good at their job.

Next time I’m in Frankfurt I will absolutely be making another visit. It is currently my favorite FKK club in Germany, not only due to good sex but also good overall service – the place is clean everyone is polite, and they cook great food including a BBQ on hot summer days.

I strongly recommend men check out this FKK sauna club for a brilliant time.

How do I get to FKK Mainhattan?

Whilst there are several FKK sauna clubs in Frankfurt, FKK Mainhattan is one of the easiest to get to using public transport.

The address is: Schielestraße 45, 60314 Frankfurt am Main, Germany

The easiest way to get to FKK Mainhattan is by tram. Simply get on the number 11 or number 14 tram, which runs directly through the city center, with stops outside many major tourist attractions. These trams run every 7 minutes.

You can also get the tram from outside the main train station, Frankfurt (Main) Hauptbanhof. It should take roughly 30 minutes from the station to the Frankfurt (Main) Daimlerstraße stop.

Once at Daimlerstraße, get off the tram and walk back on yourself, turning left down the first road you see. Follow this road all the way down through the industrial estate, past all the factories and trucking units. It’s only about a 5 minute walk from the tram stop when you will see the FKK Mainhattan signage.

Directions to FKK Mainhattan from Frankfurt Main Hauptbanhof Train Station

October 8 2022

Berlin Sex Guide

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Prostitution and sex work is completely legal in Berlin. As such, Berlin has a thriving commercial sex scene with brothels, sex clubs, stip clubs, escort agencies and erotic massage parlors.

Whilst other websites may simply list every adult venue in Berlin, with absolutely no context or recommendations, I want to provide a great guide which is actually useful, up-to-date and beneficial for sexual fun in the German capital city.

As a keen traveller who indulges in the local sexual offerings, I like to share my personal experiences and reviews of sex venues, so you can be confident in your choices.

Here’s my adult sex guide to help you discover the naughty side of Berlin.

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Berlin Brothels

With legalized prostitution, there are many approved and regulated brothels across Berlin.

The quality of Berlin brothels are generally very good, with friendly and professional ladies who are experts at giving men are comfortable and have a fantastic time with them.

In my experience, the majority of girls in Berlin brothels and other city sex establishments are from other European cities and speak perfect English.

Airport Girls, Berlin

With a location close to Brandenburg International Airport, this brothel caters for men who have just arrived in the city, or who are just leaving.

Airport Girls is very established, becoming well known to German business travellers and sex tourists alike.

Prices are fixed, so everyone pays the same amount. The price for sex in Berlin is extremely reasonable. Price with a lady in a private room is €50 for 30 minutes, or €100 for an hour.

Mittelstraße 8, 12529 Berlin-Schoenefeld

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The ladies at Airport Girls brothel in Berlin, ready to please you before or after your flight!

Sexy Candyshop, Berlin

In the south-west of Berlin, in Steglitz-Zehlendorf, you’ll find the Sexy Candyshop!

This fun bordello is based across 3 floors and has multiple rooms, each with a different theme. For example, there’s the Zebra Room, the Egyptian Room, and the Japanese Room!

The selection of girls who work at Sexy Candyshop is usually top quality, with ladies of many ages, sizes and styles to suit the likes of any man.

Women at this Berlin brothel are independent, so prices are negotiated with each lady. However, prices for sex start at minimum of €80.

Kamenzer Damm 85, 12249 Berlin

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FKK Sauna Clubs

If you like the idea of visiting a brothel so you can meet the ladies on offer in person before committing to sex, but also don’t want to feel pressured or rushed… you will love FKK sauna clubs!

Whilst Berlin is not known for having a lot of FKK clubs, unlike Frankfurt, it is home to Germany’s largest and most famous…

FKK Artemis

Situated in a re-purposed storage depot, Artemis is a mega brothel on the outskirts of Berlin.

For a single entrance fee of €90, you are given all-day access to a men’s wellness center… swimming pools, sauna, gym, cinemas, bars, unlimited food and soft drinks.

Within the club, up to 70 attractive ladies walk around completely naked. Any lady can be approached and taken to a private room. Sex from €70.

Read my full review of FKK Artemis in Berlin.

FKK Artemis might look ugly on the outside, but inside it’s a man’s paradise!

Berlin Swinger Clubs

Known as the birth place of swinging, Berlin is extremely liberal when it comes to casual sex and as such swinger clubs can be found across the city.

These sex clubs can take multiple forms, but most are set up as nightclubs in which guests dress in erotic and BDSM clothing, dancing to techno music and potentially finding someone, or someones, to have sexual fun with.

There are almost always strict dress-codes at Berlin Swinger Clubs. Whilst you can usually get changed once there, so you’re not taking the bus in your latex, you will be denied entry if you are not considered ‘sexy’.

Swinger nightclubs are geared towards established couples and single women, although a limited number of single men are accepted at many parties, for a significant entry fee.

Here’s just a few of the top swinger clubs in Berlin:

Insomnia Berlin

Insomnia is a sex positive nightclub, famous for its hedonistic events and public sex acts. This sex club is a key player in Berlin’s kink and fetish scene.

Guests, usually young and liberal, wear leather, chains and fetish outfits and dance to techno music, whilst drinking alcohol. With a sexy interior design and erotic performances, it’s no wonder that people let loose and anything can happen at this venue.

Sex is not guaranteed at any party, nor is it required. There are a lot of visitors on any given night so you are free to enjoy being a voyeur and watch the action unfold.

Entry prices start at €45 for a couple and €80 for single men. Single ladies from €0.

Alt Tempelhof 17 – 19, 12099 Berlin

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Insomnia Sex Club, Berlin. Photos from Insomnia, Photographer: Tobias Ahlbrecht

Club Culture Houze

Culture Houze has been based in Berlin for more than 25 years, making it a well established and popular venue within Berlin’s sex scene.

With two floors of playrooms and lounges, with music piped throughout, there is plenty of space to discover and experiment. Condoms, lube and other sexual aids are provided to guests for free.

The club has a varied program of events, each one catering to a different audience. Whether it’s a gay night, BDSM and fetish night, bisexual play, or couples only… there’s something for everyone.

Club Culture Houze is extremely professional, welcoming and non-judgemental. It does everything to make both regulars and new visitors comfortable. They are all about providing a safe space and are extremely strict with their rules, including requiring clear consent between guests and safe words to be used.

Entry prices for women start at €10 and €25 for men. The event and night of the week will impact these prices, and there is usually a minimum bar spend of €10 per person required.

Görlitzerstraße 71, 10997 Berlin

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Berlin Erotic Massage

If there’s a sexual service in Berlin you have to experience, it’s an erotic massage. With gorgeous European girls who are very talented with their hands, situated in purpose-designed massage suites, you are sure to visit heaven and back.

Here are a few of my favorite erotic massage salons in Berlin:

Ekstase Massage

A sensual massage parlor in East Berlin, accessible by public transport, Esktase is a brilliant venue to experience erotic massage in Germany.

Ekstase Massage Parlour offers a range of sexual massage services, all with a happy ending. The girls are mostly very young and Eastern European.

Erotic massages are €120 for an hour, paid in cash at the start.

Upon entering you’ll be led into a private room and offered a drink. Making yourself comfortable, available girls will walk in one by one to introduce themselves. Make sure you remember their names because you’ll then be asked which one you liked best. After choosing a girl you’ll be given a towel and asked to shower, before being led to the massage room and lying on the bed to await the naked masseuse.

When I visited Ekstase my body-to-body massage was by a slim Ukranian girl who said she was 23. With a mirror on the wall, I was able to watch as her gorgeous body slid over mine, before giving me an incredible hand-job to completion. It was an incredibly sensual experience, which I would highly recommend to any man!

Ekstase is a 5 minutes walk from the Frankfurter Tor Underground station, in a quiet residential street. There is a small discreet sign above a doorway, simply press the appropriate buzzer and wait to be let in. Walk up to the 1st floor, door on the left. It is recommended to call ahead or message them on Whatsapp to confirm availability.

Ebertystr. 29 10249, Berlin-Friedrichshain

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NGel Massagen & Spa

Hidden in plain sight, NGel Massagen is ideally located in Charlottenburg, easily accessed by Underground or S-Bahn.

NGel is an incredible men’s massage experience. No expense has been spared on the rooms and the girls know exactly what they are doing. You will not be disappointed.

Erotic massages start from €140 for an hour, paid in cash at the start.

My massage at NGel Massagen & Spa was mind-blowing. I booked my masseuse in advance, by email, and was warmly welcomed. The sexy Lithuanian girl left no part of my body untouched, and knew exactly how to build and prolong sexual tension.

The best part about NGel Massage is the full-length and ceiling mirrors, giving clients complete views of the lady pleasuring you at all times. Highly erotic!

A few minutes walk from either the Sophie-Charlotte-Platz or Deutsche Oper Underground stations, you’ll find an inconspicuous door to a concrete office block, next to the large adult store. Find and press the appropriate buzzer and walk inside, up several flights of stairs. The corridors are creepily bare and uninviting, but have faith and keep going up. You’ll soon reach a floor with two white doors… the one on your left is NGel.

Bismarckstr. 74/75 – 10627, Berlin Charlottenburg

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Berlin Escorts

You will find escorts in any city around the world, and Berlin is no exception.

Contacting escorts directly or using an escort agency can usually find you the highest quality and sexiest prostitutes available, however there is always the risk of fake or photoshopped images leaving you disappointed.

I always recommend caution when using private escorts for sexual encounters, but if you’re interested, here is a few places to find Escorts in Berlin:

berlinintim.de

Berlin Intim describes itself as the portal for intimate meetings in Berlin.

This website allows escorts, agencies and sex venues to advertise their services in Berlin. It is a popular and trusted website, although advertisers are independent and therefore any communication is done off-platform.

There are plenty of incredibly beautiful escorts on Berlin Intim, with model-like looks. The website clearly lists the ladies measurements and what they will and won’t do.

Prices for Berlin escorts on Berlin Intim range from €120 to €250 an hour.

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Sexy escorts for hire in Berlin, advertising on websites such as Berlinintim.de

City Girls Berlin

Owned by the same team behind Sexy Candyshop Brothel in south-west Berlin, City Girls Berlin is a trusted supplier of escorts.

There are many gorgeous ladies to choose from, some with model bodies. Photos seem mostly unedited and due to the physical location available, you can feel safer about using City Girls Berlin over other faceless agencies.

You can browse the website for your ideal escort who is currently available, and either make an appointment to visit her at the Sexy Candyshop Brothel or have her visit your desired meeting point.

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Berlin Strip Clubs

If you want to spend a night with mates enjoying the attention of very sexy and very naked ladies, but not looking for any physical action, then a strip club could be perfect!

Berlin is full of sex venues including quality stripclubs and therefore it can sometimes be hard to make a decision about which one to visit.

Rush Hour

Rush Hour is one of Berlin’s top gentleman’s strip clubs.

For an evening of alcohol and fun, with extremely attractive ladies and very talented pole dancers, you need not look much further.

Rush-Hour is a popular Berlin strip club and features in multiple music videos, due to it’s erotic ambiance and expensive lighting system.

With a mix of house-music and R&B usually played, this bar is fun for all men to relax and enjoy.

Entry prices start at €20, plus drinks and private dances.

Trautenaustraße 23/ 24, 10717 Berlin

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Rush Hour Stripclub in Berlin has a state-of-the-art LED stage. Image from website.

Golden Dolls

With an excellent reputation, Golden Dolls strip club in Berlin is a top rated striptease club for you to visit.

A traditional table dance club, the experience is welcoming for all men and extremely fun. With a central catwalk stage and pole, visitors always have a good time.

Entry price starts at €15, which includes ‘Golden Dollars’ for you to spend at the club.

Potsdamer Str. 82, 10785 Berlin

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October 2 2022

What is Erotic Massage?

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Massages are a popular way of relaxing, reviving and healing the human body through physical contact.

There are many types and techniques of massage, including Thai Massage, Swedish Massage, Deep Tissue Massage and Shiatsu Massage. Generally, there is nothing sexual about these massages.

However, massages can also have a sexual component. These types of massages can be called by many different terms, but ultimately refer to the same thing:

Erotic massage
Sensual massage
Sexual massage
Adult massage
Tantric massage
Happy-ending massage

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What are sensual massages?

Normal vs erotic massages

What happens during?

What do they feel like?

Types of erotic massage

Massage parlors

Are sexual massages legal?

Benefits of erotic massage

Erotic massage tips

What are adult sensual massages?

Also known as erotic massages, adult sensual massages are often based around Tantra, an Indian practice that dates back more than 5,000 years. Although often synonymous with sex, Tantra is really about intense human connection between two people. Hindus believe there is a clear difference between sexual and sensual. In Sanskrit, the word Tantra means ‘woven together’.

Adult sensual massages use traditional massage techniques alongside more intimate and arousing techniques, to focus simultaneously on both muscle relaxation and sexual excitement.

There are many types of erotic massages, however they all share the commonality of building up sexual energy through intimate touch throughout the massage, with the aim of finishing with the recipient having an intense orgasm.

For the majority of erotic massages, the receiver does not physically interact with the giver. The receiver is expected to surrender their body to the giver, allowing the sexual energy to build and simply to enjoy the sensations, feelings and emotions that comes with it.

Sensual massages are about enhancing feelings of well-being, often associated with deep relaxation, and can help the receiver resolve many psychological issues. For this reason, erotic massages are sometimes used in therapy, especially to help overcome sexual trauma, erectile disfunction, or relationship issues.

What is the difference between a normal massage and an erotic massage?

Normal Massage

In a normal massage, intimate areas such as the groin area are not touched, unless the receiver needs specific work or stretching there and requests it. The genitals are never included in a professional therapeutic massage session.

Massages can be both for healing the body, such as a physiotherapist helping to stimulate injured muscles so they work properly again, or for pleasure by indulging the recipient in a state of relaxation.

In a normal massage the masseuse or masseur will usually be fully clothed. The recipient may have their intimate areas covered by underwear or a towel.

Erotic Massage

Erotic massages focus on integrating the techniques and benefits of normal massages, with physical touch to create sexual arousal and pleasure the recipient to achieve orgasm.

Erotic massages usually consist of a happy-ending, the main sexual act of the massage. This is usually a hand-job, but could also include fingering, oral sex or even sexual intercourse.

In the majority of erotic massages the masseuse will either be in lingerie, a bikini, or completely naked. The recipient will be naked.

Erotic body to body massages are extremely relaxing and can help remove stress.

What happens during a sexual massage?

An erotic massage usually starts with a shower, either alone or with the masseuse. This not only ensures you are clean and hygienic for your masseuse, who will be rubbing her naked body over yours, but it also helps you to feel fresh and remove any negative emotions before the session.

You will likely be asked to lie face down on a bed, or similar platform, naked without any towels covering you. The masseuse, who will also be completely naked, will then start to slowly massage you.

Massage oil will likely be used as she uses professional techniques to ensure your complete relaxation. Once relaxed, she’ll cover her breasts in oil and rub her whole body over yours. In many erotic massage parlors there will be mirrors so you can watch what is happening.

The masseuse will then ask you to turn over onto your back. She will then continue the massage on your front, using her breasts to massage your torso. Her hands will eventually reach down to your groin, as she uses oils to help her lovingly stroke your penis.

You will likely experience two conflicting feelings – extreme relaxation and extreme excitement. As the masseuse continues stroking you, using her body, hands and oils to enhance your senses, the experience ends in a powerful orgasm.

What do erotic massages feel like?

A sensual massage that focuses on the whole body, including your intimate areas, gives an incredible head-to-toe relaxation experience that’s completely unique. The masseuse’s body weight is used on both your back and front, putting significant pressure on your joints.

When done correctly, erotic massages completely relax every muscle in your body, releasing all stress and tension. The sight of the beautiful naked masseuse stimulates the mind, whilst the skin-on-skin contact creates a warmth of connection to the masseuse and heightens your senses as you are overwhelmed by feelings.

The build up in a sensual massage is not only physical but also mental. A good erotic masseuse knows how to keep you on edge, ensuring you only ejaculate at the end of the massage. You really do experience complete release with an orgasm which is unparalleled to sexual intercourse.

The constant mental fight between relaxation and sexual stimulation results in a thrilling experience which will have you addicted and coming back for more.

What are the different types of erotic massage?

The term ‘erotic massage’ can encapsulate many things, from a structured massage with a professional, to sexual foreplay with a partner. However, here are 8 of the most common different types of adult erotic massage:

Body to Body Massage

The most popular type of erotic massage is the body to body massage, also known as tantra massage. The masseuse will use her naked body to massage the recipient, including spreading the massage oil with her breasts. The massage will usually end in a hand-job to completion.

Soapy Massage

Popular in Asian countries such as Thailand and Japan, the recipient surrenders himself to the masseuse who proceeds to bathe him, usually in a large bath tub with plenty of bubbles, before using her whole body to massage him. Depending on the location and venue, this massage type is likely to end in sexual intercourse.

Nuru Massage

Similar to the body-to-body massage, except instead of using massage oils on the recipient, a very slippery substance called Nuru Gel is used. Both the receiver and giver cover themselves in the Nuru Gel, which eliminates any friction, allowing the masseuse to easily slide over every inch of the recipient.

Lingam Massage

A lingam massage purely focuses on the penis, testicles and perineum (the area between the anus and genitals). Lingam massages are designed to be so much more than simply a handjob, but rather a session of penis worship. The penis will be massaged and stroked to bring the man multiple waves of pleasure throughout, ending in an intense orgasm.

Mutual Massage

Whilst most tantric massages insist the recipient does not actively participate in the massage, but rather relaxes and enjoys the sensations, a mutual massage encourages participation. In a mutual massage you can also massage the masseuse.

Spanish Massage

The Spanish Massage is similar to the body-to-body erotic massage, but instead of the masseuse giving the recipient a hand-job to finish, the masseuse uses her breasts to stimulate the penis, making the male recipient ejaculate between the lady’s breasts.

Greek Massage

In an erotic Greek Massage the masseuse will perform an intense massage on the recipient’s bottom. If desired, the masseuse will insert a finger and/or dildo into your anus.

Four Hand Massage

A four hand massage is usually a body to body massage that’s performed by two ladies at once. With four hands on the recipient’s body at once, all parts of the body can be touched at once, putting the man’s senses into overdrive and bringing significant pleasure.

Erotic massages are often performed by completely naked sexy women.

What are erotic massage parlors like?

Have you ever wondered what it’s like inside an erotic massage parlor which specially caters towards adult sexual services?

The atmosphere of a massage shop plays an extremely important role in an erotic massage session, ensuring the client is completely relaxed. Therefore massage parlors are often very luxurious inside, with dim lighting, comfortable seating, incense, and soft sensual music playing throughout.

Everything about an erotic massage parlor is to immerse the client in a world of relaxation, ensuring that he is free to only focus on his senses which are being stimulated during the massage.

In many adult massage parlors, the clients are kept away from each other for discretion. For this reason, it can be required to make appointments and/or wait outside until a member of staff can welcome you into the premises. Waiting rooms are often private for each individual client. The masseuse is usually clothed, or wrapped in a towel, until the session has been discussed, paid for and officially starts.

Are sexual massage services legal?

Whether or not a sexual massage service is legal depends on country’s prostitution laws.

Sexual massages are legal in some countries, such as Germany. In these countries businesses can openly advertise their services and make it clear what clients can expect.

Sexual massages are illegal in some countries, such as the United States. This is because some prostitution laws state that touching genitals for money is illegal, which would therefore include erotic massage services. In these countries massage parlors cannot advertise sexual services, however happy-ending massages are still requested and might be accepted at certain venues.

Sexual massages are a legal grey area in many other countries, such as the United Kingdom. Erotic massage services in legal grey area countries will not openly advertise sexual services, however they may advertise tantric massage services which is essentially the same thing. Tantric massage is used to circumvent legal repercussions, because it can be argued that tantra is not a sexual massage but a sensual massage, and also includes breathing exercises, mandala visualizations and spiritual education.

In the vast majority of places, there is no official licensing to become a qualified tantric massage practitioner, meaning service quality can be hit and miss. When searching for an erotic massage service outside of a legal country you may have a bad experience with no option of recourse. Sexual massage services in legal countries are supported by reputation, permanent staff and a loyal customer base, which can be a better bet for people.

What are the benefits of erotic massage?

A major benefit of having an erotic massage is increased mood. To be put in a state of deep relaxation whilst your achy muscles are massaged, and then being sexually caressed by a beautiful naked lady which results in a prolonged and intense orgasm… how could you be sad after that?!

Another benefit of erotic massages, and a reason they are used as a specialist form of therapy, is enhancing sexual function and helping people to resolve their intimacy issues.

5 tips for getting an erotic massage

1. Be Clean

An erotic massage is highly intimate and a masseuse will be using her naked body to relax yours. She will be focusing on every part of you, every little crook, from your toes to your neck. Therefore it’s important to be considerate and ensure you are totally clean and hygienic, beyond the shower you’ll receive at the start of the session. It is not only embarrassing if the lady is disgusted by you, but could also result in service being declined.

Clip and clean your finger nails
Clip and clean your toe nails
Clean your teeth
Check your bum’s totally clean
Properly clean your penis

2. Shave!

Erotic massages use oils to help enhance the massage and ensure the lady can slip over you without any problems. However, massage oil can be soaked up by body hair. If you are particularly hairy you should consider shaving to make the experience more pleasurable for yourself. You will likely not have a very good time if there is physical friction between you and the masseuse.

It can also be a good idea to trim your pubic hair if you have a particularly wild bush. Your masseuse will be spending a lot of focus there, and by making it more pleasant for her she’ll be more inclined to do a good job.

3. Eat First

There’s nothing less romantic than your stomach growling in a quiet room when a beautiful naked lady is giving you a massage or hand-job. Making sure you have eaten is a good way to prevent any unwanted noises. Not being hungry also ensures you can focus purely on the massage.

If you get thirsty before or during your massage it’s very likely the venue will provide you with a complimentary drink, just ask.

4. Turn Off Your Phone

You will likely remove and keep your clothes in the same room as your massage. It is therefore recommended to turn off your phone during your session – nothing worse than your phone ringing when you’re deep in a relaxing trance.

5. Bring Cash

Most erotic massage parlors and masseuses will often prefer cash payments. Where bank cards are accepted there may be additional charges. Not using bank cards also helps with client discretion, which is usually a major concern of users of adult massage services.