Booty Farm Review: Free Adult Farmville Game
Do you remember Farmville? The mind-numbing agricultural simulation game that would consume every moment of everyone’s downtime during 2010 (there was 83.76 million active users), ensuring you would login multiple times a day to water your virtual plants and feed your virtual cattle…
Booty Farm is not very different. Just like in the Zynga version, you need to plant crops, feed animals and produce consumables to be sold at the farmer’s market for profit.
Well, when I say it’s not very different I may be underselling it. There is a slight variation to this version that might peak your interest…
Yes, the people buying your farm products are of course very sexy ladies.
Once you have enough items to sell to a lady, she’ll have a conversation with you. This will usually consist of an obnoxious one-liner in an attempt at flirting, followed by her asking you a question which you can select your response. Depending on the response you pick depends on her reaction.
After you’ve provided a particular lady with enough products, and therefore sufficiently flirted with her, you may be offered the chance to ask her a personal question about herself, such as her bra size, pubic hair style, or favorite sexual fetish.
In no time at all (well, it depends how dedicated you are to your farm!), the girls will send you sexy selfies and if you’re lucky, will have sex with you. You will be rewarded with a 2D cartoon of the sexual activity, which seems a bit lacklustre at first, but it’s surprisingly addictive and you’ll want to collect all the pics!
Each girl has their own personality and preferences, and you’ll be challenged to remember all of these. With new girls coming into the game as you progress, this gets increasingly more difficult. For example, you need to remember the boob size of 10+ girls… that’s not as easy as it sounds!
If I have to be honest in my review, which I do, I’d say that although the girl’s personalities are clear, their chat is pretty shit and it’s difficult to feel a real connection with them. I know that sounds insane, but other games in this genre actually do this quite well, such as Acting Lessons.
The gameplay itself is obviously very repetitive, but Booty Farm is quite good at spicing things up constantly. Along with fulfilling orders to see naked girls and unlocking new sexual decorations for your farm, there are often special events.
Special events in Booty Farm last for several days and require players to either complete tasks on their farm or simply click their mouse a lot of times. Repetitive clicking does hurt, but the knowledge that after 15,000 clicks you might get to see some cartoon pussy… well, that sure is a motivator!
Is Booty Farm Adult Farmville Game worth it?
Booty Farm is a unique pornographic take on the farmville game genre. The developers have pulled it off very well, keeping it entertaining and the image quality great. A very naughty and silly PC game to play when you’ve got a spare 10 minutes a day… absolutely worth it!
How much game time is there in Booty Farm?
As of writing, I’ve spent more than 40 hours in the Booty Farm game and there’s no clear end in sight. With constant progression, new girls constantly being generated, and fun events, it’s difficult to see how this game will ever get boring! Essentially, you can spend as much time or as little time as you wish on it!
Where is the best place to play Booty Farm and how much does it cost?
Booty Farm is free for all users on the Steam platform. There are in-game purchase options, just like Farmville and similar games, but you can get away without paying anything. Purchasable item include sex animations and new scenes, although these are arguably very expensive, often listed at $15-$25 for a pack.
