My Experience: I had 3 Erotic Massages in Bangkok
What is an Erotic Massage in Thailand?
Thailand is famous for its massage parlours, predominantly due to the country’s history of massage as a healing art. With massages being such an economic driver for the country, the Thai government actively promotes Thailand as the “Spa Capital of Asia”.
Whilst many massage shops within Thailand’s major cities provide an authentic massage experience, it is not unknown that some massage parlours may offer sexual extras for an additional tip to the masseuse. This is usually in the form of a handjob to climax, but could be more. As these sexual extras aren’t advertised, it can be hard to know where they’re offered, but generally the ‘sluttier’ the masseuse outfit the more likely this will be on offer.
However, some shops take this further and focus on providing erotic massages. In cities like Bangkok and Pattaya these are commonly naked oil massages, body-to-body soapy massages, or nuru massages. These will almost always end in a “full service” which means the customer will be able to have sex with his masseuse, included in the price.
I had a soapy threesome for $170
Aya Massage is a stunning massage venue in Bangkok. With a Moroccan theme, this incredible property gives a premium relaxing feel, with tiled mosaics and colorful luxury furnishings.
Without an appointment I walked through the large wooden door one late afternoon where I was sat down and shown an iPad with my available service options. I decided on a 60 minute session in a room with a Jacuzzi and 2 ladies, for a total of 5,500 THB. Almost instantly about 10-15 ladies appeared out of the shadows and lined up in front of me, all adorning the same tight black dresses. It was a very hard choice, but I made my decision and after paying they grabbed my hand and walked me upstairs and into the gorgeous themed room.
We all stripped off and jumped in the Jacuzzi where the ladies proceeded to wash me with the shower head. I was then dried off and made my way to the bed where I was given a four-handed oil massage, before being turned over and before I could comprehend what was happening my cock was in a girl’s mouth. The other girl lay over me, rubbing my chest and kissing my nipples. It then wasn’t long until a condom was put on and one girl started to bounce up and down on me whilst the other watched and stroked my body. We then changed positions and had some more fun until I climaxed.
After a good session with the first girl I was given a second condom and focused on the other girl. After a few positions I was taken by the hand and led over to the Jacuzzi, which had been filling up whilst we were playing. We got in the tub and with one girl behind me massaging my shoulders, the other sat between my legs as she gave me a blowjob. Following the bath we hopped out, dried ourselves, and back to the bed for another round with both girls until a second climax. Quick hop back in the shower to clean up and the session was over.
My Aya Massage (Bangkok) review: A luxury venue and overall an outstanding experience. Whilst each girl was nice on their own, they didn’t seem to gel together very well and both had very different styles – one was very into DFK (deep french kissing) and giving a GFE (girlfriend experience), whereas the other was very vocal and gave a PSE (porn star experience). For this reason, the vibe wasn’t quite as good as I’m sure it could have been had I made a different selection. I was also disappointed that the PSE girl was very pushy for a tip afterwards, making both myself and the other girl uncomfortable. When I gave them 100 THB each she scoffed at me and asked for more, which I did not give. It left a bit of a sour taste in my mouth if I’m honest, and honestly for that reason I probably wouldn’t go back.
I made my masseuse cum 3 times!
Daisy Dream is another of the more luxurious erotic massage parlours within Bangkok’s Sukhumvit area, located in Soi 33. Entering through the gigantic round doors, I was greeted by a premium Chinese theme. I was handed a bottle of water and sat down on the couch where I confirmed I wanted the 60 minute Nuru session for 3,000 THB. About twenty ladies lined up in front of me. The ladies were all stunning and very different in terms of shape, size and styles. The manager did offer a recommendation (I suspect a girl who had not had many customers recently) but I decided on a small Korean-looking girl with large breasts and an incredible Japanese-style tattoo covering her back.
I was led to a vintage Shanghai themed room and both my masseuse and I got undressed. The room was dark with just a dim glow and music playing, providing a really erotic atmosphere. We both hopped in the large shower where my masseuse washed me, her hands running all over my body and allowing me to get a good feel of her too.
After the shower I lay on the bed, covered with a special vinyl sheet, whilst Nuru gel (slippery gel made from Japanese seaweed) was poured on me. My masseuse then rubbed it in and used her naked body to massage me. It was a magical experience, feeling her pussy and breasts run up and down my back and over my ass. Her warm breath in my ear and the smell of her minty fresh breath were a huge turn-on too… this girl knew exactly how to generate and maintain erotic energy.
After what was actually a decent massage I was turned over and the girl put a condom on me, before placing herself onto me – wow it felt good. She proceeded to ride me for a few minutes before asking me to get on top of her. After some great missionary my arms started to get tired and I suggested fucking her whilst lying on our sides. She seemed a bit confused but we tried the position and she quickly let out some genuine moans of pleasure as I seemed to have hit the perfect spot. Spurred on by her vocal enjoyment, I reached around and started to rub her clit which she seemed to love even more. Suddenly I watched as her eyes rolled back in her head and her whole body clenched, as she had her first orgasm.
We then moved into doggy style. My masseuse grabbed my hand which was gripping her ass, indicating she wanted it harder. I complied, first putting my hands on both her shoulders and ramming into her which she seemed to love, before picking up both her arms and pulling them behind her back. A second orgasm was had by her, as she collapsed on the bed and turned around to lay on her back, panting and playing with her clit.
I knelt over her, whipped off the condom and started to jack off until I came over her chest. I fully expected the session to be over, but she indicated for me to continue playing with her. It wasn’t long before my fingers were inside her, as her eyes closed and she let herself enjoy the sensations. Whilst I try to refrain from cunnilingus in a paid setting, I couldn’t help myself. I lay down between her legs and started to suck her clit and lick her pussy, as she made noises of approval. Her hands found their way down to open up her flaps to me, indicating for me to dive in deeper, which I did. Suddenly her legs crushed my head as her whole body shook.
After a job well done she invited me up for a cuddle as we both panted, sweaty and sticky, enjoying the post-orgasm bliss. We laughed together as she confirmed I’d made her cum three times and had worn her out. Shortly after we hopped in the shower again to wash off, in which she kept playfully joking that she wasn’t happy that I’d completely worn her out at the beginning of her shift.
My Daisy Dream Massage (Bangkok) review: An outstanding Nuru experience, in a premium environment, delivered with the utmost professionalism and with girls who genuinely seem to enjoy what they do. I did seem to get lucky with choosing a masseuse where the chemistry was on-point, but I sincerely appreciated not being rushed and instead made to feel like I was a king. Unlike at Aya Massage, she didn’t ask for any money, but with such an amazing session I did tip her 500 THB and she was very appreciative. I do believe a Nuru session (always a premium) is well worth it if you can afford it, as it builds up the erotic energy between both participants before sex which increases the chance of a better time.
Naked oily fun for less than $65!
Boss Massage is one of the more budget-friendly options for those seeking full service massages in Bangkok. Located on Sukhumvit 20, this sexy massage parlour is an easy walk from the Nana, Asoke and Phrom Phong BTS stations.
It took 30 seconds of walking down the small alleyway off the main Sukhumvit Road before I was greeted by the big ‘BOSS’ signage and a number of lovely ladies sat outside on the porch chatting. I entered through the frosted door and was told to sit on the blue couch, where the mama-san introduced the services to me. Hilariously, she also pointed to a very sexually explicit cartoon comic of what to expect, so there could be no misunderstandings no matter what language was being spoken. I decided I wanted a basic 60 minute oil massage, all-inclusive, for the fantastically low price of 2,200 THB. A bell was rung and 15 ladies suddenly appeared, lining up in their matching tight dresses. The mama-san gave me recommendations, although I decided against her suggestions and picked a 5″ cutie with large silicone breasts and a gorgeous brunette mane of hair.
Upon paying I took off my shoes and was offered a free drink (I took water, but soda and beer were seemingly available too). I then followed my masseuse upstairs into a very small but cosy room.
We got undressed and hopped in the shower, where the cute lil’ minx washed me down before I was directed to lie on the bed. The lights were dimmed, music was played and before I knew it my naked masseuse was giving me a fantastic full-body massage. With mirrored walls wrapping around the bed I was able to watch the action whilst I relaxed. I was surprised at just how great the massage was. Then a lot of cold oil was poured onto my back as I watched her cover herself in oil too, and she proceeded to massage my body with her breasts… fantastic!
After being instructed to turn around my masseuse started to play with my cock, asking for permission to give me a blowjob in what she referred to as “a special massage”. It was actually great; deep, slow and wet. She then came up and asked what else I wanted to do. At this point I was a bit confused at what she was asking, as in other establishments the girls had taken charge. I guess if some clients are just comfortable with mouth or hand play then that’s ok… but I had to expressly suggest “boom boom” for her to reach for the condom.
With the sexual act initiated I watched as my lil’ shortie hopped on top of me. I’ll admit I had to do most of the work, thrusting from below her, but it wasn’t long until I could hear that she was soaking wet. We tried numerous positions and she was extremely vocal as the session progressed. At the end I lay down as she sucked my nipples and played with my balls, whilst I fingered her soaking wet pussy and jacked myself off to completion.
A quick jump in the shower to wash off before making some nice small-talk about the weather in Thailand and back-home, I handed her a 300 THB tip before being escorted out of the building with a free mint.
My Boss Massage (Bangkok) review: Significantly cheaper than the themed parlours close-by, but by no means lacking in quality. Not only are the prices for the full-service massages amongst the best for the Sukhumvit area, the little extras like a free drink and mint make the experience special. The rooms are basic but perfectly designed – the wrap around mirrored walls make all the difference when a naked masseuse is on your back. Lots of sexy and young girls were available and the service was professional, with no clock-watching or complaining. Highly recommend.