My Experience: I met every type of girl in Bangkok’s strip clubs
An Agogo bar in Thailand is similar to a western strip club, except instead of being approached and going to a private room, you instead pick your lady of choice from a stage line-up to join you at your seat. You’ll buy her a “lady drink” which essentially pays for about 15 minutes of her time, dedicated to you. What happens next is up to you… move on, keep extending the time with more drinks, pick a different girl, or pay to take her out of the bar for some naughty fun at a nearby hotel.
Over the course of a few evenings at the Agogo bars of Bangkok’s Nana Plaza I believe I met every kind of girl you’ll find. This is my experience…
The Fun One
I called over a curvy tanned 26 year old babe with long brunette hair who had been seriously swaying her hips on the stage and putting on a show. With pop music playing loudly in the club, she ran over to my table and introduced herself. After drinks were ordered she grabbed my hand and started dancing with me, swaying from side to side. She stood up, gave me a little flash of her small tits, gave her ass a wiggle, before sitting back down and continuing to dance. She was extremely energetic, lifted the mood and seemed to be enjoying the night. After one drink I thanked her but left… not my vibe but a very fun girl!
The Shy One
In a fairly empty club called Rainbow 5, the stage was packed with ladies in their tight dresses, smiling and swaying. I picked a small young lady who made eye contact and waved, and she came over. Unfortunately it was quickly apparent that she didn’t speak a single word of English. Although she was extremely cute, the whole conversation was led through me, through translation apps on our phones…which was a real buzz kill. Even without the speaking, she seemed nervous to make any moves, and just sat next to me in silence sipping her lady-drinks. When I tried to leave she begged me not to go, but honestly it’s hard to find a vibe with someone both shy and mute.
The Stunner
In the premium agogo club called Billboard on the top floor of Nana Plaza, I watched as 6 lovely ladies danced topless in a giant Jacuzzi, within an arms reach. A new dancer climbed on the stage to join them and proceeded to take off her top… as she did we locked eyes and I think my mouth opened and I probably drawled. This girl was a certified stunner – tall, thin and tanned – with the most incredible thigh gap I’d ever witnessed. I must have looked away, somewhat awkwardly and probably blushing, because a few minutes later she had left the stage and appeared directly next to me to say hello. I couldn’t hide my smile as I offered to buy her a drink. She then proceeded to step in front of me, her thong covered tight small ass grinding into my lap, as my hands held her tiny waist and swayed with the music. This girl was incredible… and after she’d finished her drink she turned around and asked “Boom Boom?”. Maybe I fumbled, but it was early and not how I envisaged my evening, so I politely declined and she left after giving me a kiss on the cheek. I didn’t get her price, but she certainly knows she’s irresistible and therefore it probably would have been hefty.
The Scammer
I entered a bar called Wonderland which was clearly targeted towards Japanese clientele, with the ladies wearing the classic Kawaii makeup and over-the-top dresses. There were no ladies on the stage but the second I sat down about ten or so lined up for me. I picked the one who was relentlessly waving and winking at me. She came over to join me for a drink, with her hand instantly stroking my leg. I’d hardly had a few sips of my own drink before she was asking me for sex. I declined, wanting to at least enjoy some time with her first, and was met with a pout. She then asked again, and again. After a fairly uncomfortable ten minutes of her pestering I decided to settle the bill. The waitress came over and tried to charge me an extra 500 THB “for the lady’s time”. I refused to pay, stating that the drink I’d bought her paid for her time. The waitress accepted this, and I was able to just pay for mine and her drinks as expected. As I got up to leave the girl then demanded a 200 THB tip. I refused and she went on an angry rant about how this is her job and I’ve wasted her time. Pissed off, I threw 100 THB at her and left. An absolutely foul experience. On the way out I mentioned to the the manager how rude my girl was and mentioned their scamming tricks. The manager didn’t care and proceeded to charge a group of four Indian men 1,000 THB entry fee to the same club I’d been sat in for free. Clearly, this club will try anything to take advantage of those who don’t understand how the Agogo system works.
The Pornstar
Walking past an Agogo club called B52 I was accosted by a tall, domineering and gorgeous woman. Due to her size and looks I had my suspicions she was a lady-boy, but she seemed fun and no harm in a drink. She grabbed me, looked me dead in the eyes and started flirting heavily. It wasn’t long before she’d dragged me into the club and sat me down. This girl was the definition of fake, with tons of plastic surgery to make herself absolutely beautiful, with piercing blue eyes due to colored contacts, perfect pearl white teeth and silicone breasts. She did her best to keep my eyes on her, but as I started to look around I noticed the other girls weren’t girls at all… and my suspicions that this was a lady-boy bar were likely correct. Then, my girl stood in front of me to pose, wearing just a thong… but it was flat?! I was confused and asked her blankly “are you a lady-boy?”. She seemed offended and said no, but I didn’t believe her. Then, hilariously, she pulled her thong aside and showed me her pussy… before admitting that it’s a 50/50 lady and lady-boy club. A few more drinks and this girl was extremely sexual: she put her hands down my pants and played with my cock, took her tits out and made me suck her nipples, then grabbed my hand and had me stroke her clit…. all in the club! For sex I was quoted 5,000 THB including the 1,000 THB bar-fine, which is steep, and I refused on the basis that I didn’t have enough money with me to proceed.
The Perfect One
There she was… the pretty girl in Random who is exactly my type. We locked eyes and I invited her over to join me. In a sign of fate, she only had two tattoos… one was her name, and the other was my name. We laughed about this, and I got a very quick story about an old boyfriend with the same name. The first drink bought some sexy dancing and lying across my lap. The second drink bought me a topless lapdance. The third drink bought me deep french kissing. A fourth drink confirmed that she was the one and then she made the ask… 3,000 THB for her time plus 1,000 THB for the bar. I accepted and after getting changed into a cute summer dress we walked down the road to my room, where we enjoyed a brilliant time together… a couple of cheeky showers, watching her dance to thai music, and of course her mattress actress antics! This girl was a professional… she knew exactly what I wanted throughout the night and played it perfectly. Couldn’t have asked for a better Agogo experience.
